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Split with Moledebater

by Johnson from Accounting

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1.
I wanna skate / I wanna skate / I cannot wait / Till the end of the day / I wanna skate / I wanna skate / I cannot wait / Till the end of the day We're gonna rip / Gonna terrorize / Concrete lip / For my daily grind / Won't go to school / I don't need to / Don't need grades / Just an empty pool I wanna skate / I wanna skate / I cannot wait / Till the end of the day / I wanna skate / I wanna skate / I cannot wait / Till the end of the day Not goin' to work / What a sham / A bunch of jerks / I'd rather slam / To a show / Wanna go? / Gonna skate / Don't be late I'm gonna skate / I'm gonna skate / I will not wait / Till the end of the day / I'm gonna skate / I gonna skate / I will not wait / Till the end of the day Kickin' / Flippin' / Rippin' / Fakin' / Rollin' / Slidin' / Grindin' / Skatin'
2.
"We hate the government and everything sucks. If we didn't have a song like this, we wouldn't be punks. Only you can help us, don't you realize? If we sell enough shit, we won't need a 9-to-5. Woah! We're edgy as fuck, spending all our money on beer and hair products. Please, oh please, please by our merch. We're tearing down the system shirt-by-shirt." No, I couldn't feel much worse. The dollar signs in your eyes put every note into your purse. You'll have to forgive me if I'm being terse, I'm just having trouble stomaching your insincere verse.
3.
I wanna take you to the Albert / I wanna bludgeon your head / And write your name up on the walls with your intestines / It's not weird / It happens all the time. I wanna take you to the Albert / I wanna bludgeon your head / And write "Fuck you!" on the walls with your intestines / I'm not crazy / I think about it all the time. I wanna take you to the Albert (the Albert!) / I wanna take you to the Albert (Room 309!)/ I wanna take you to the Albert (the Albert!) / And show you a real good time
4.
Songs supposedly forged in inclusion and in change / But your bullshit is just keeping things the same / I'm sorry that you're sad / But that makes no one a whore / We've got no time for your macho bullshit anymore / I cringe every time your open up your mouth / Please tell me that's not all this is about / It's macho bullshit, macho bullshit, nothing more / Macho bullshit, macho bullshit, macho bullshit / But I'd like to acknowledge your achievements / Way to alienate a crowd.
5.
I know you got out your bedazzler to go to the Casualties show, but the Casualties suck. Throw out your patches. Unravel your scarves. Burn your t-shirts. Go home. Go the fuck home.

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This is our half of a split cassette with Moledebater. You can listen to the other half at moledebater.bandcamp.com, and you can pick up a physical copy at a show, maybe!

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released May 15, 2015

Garrett - Vocals
Megan - Bass and vocals
Kris - Guitar and vocals
Scott - Drums
Kyle - Guitar and vocals

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Johnson from Accounting Edmonton, Alberta

From 2013 until early 2017, Johnson from Accounting was a punk band that was about efficiency, time management, synergy, and productivity.

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